4 06, 2018

Why You Should Be Drinking Yerbaé Like Me

2018-06-04T15:47:12+00:00June 4th, 2018|Food and Drink, Last Post, Product Placement Poetry, Products|

Yerbaé is A Great Tasting "Energy" Drink Last week I was heading over to my Orangetheory Fitness class when I stopped by the gas station for a bottle of water. I was feeling sluggish and needed some energy. I didn't want to get an artificially tasting energy drink and that is when I came [...]

2 11, 2016

Announcing My Partnership With Marcus Theatres

2018-06-25T12:20:10+00:00November 2nd, 2016|Last Post, Poetry, Product Placement Poetry, Products, Reviews|

Check out Marcus Theatres for a Great Movie Experience. I am really excited to announce my partnership with Marcus Theatres. You see, I love going to movies. For the past couple of years I've almost exclusively gone to the Marcus Theatre in Rosemount, Minnesota. Although there is a closer movie theater, Marcus Theatres was [...]

3 08, 2016

For My Love Mercedes

2016-08-03T08:52:32+00:00August 3rd, 2016|Haiku, Haiku Challenge, Last Post, Poetry, Product Placement Poetry|

I Miss My Girl Mercedes The salt washed away. In the sun she's glistening. My girl Mercedes. I wrote this haiku in August of 2014, as a series of "haiku challenges" with Mercedes Benz. As you can see in the tweet below, product placement poetry is alive and well. Alas I traded her in [...]

11 03, 2016

Another Ode to Cinnabon

2018-06-25T12:04:38+00:00March 11th, 2016|Last Post, Poetry, Product Placement Poetry|

C is for Cinnabon, I Need you right Now. As your Bon, this One Needs to right now. Today on Twitter, my friends at Cinnabon asked their followers to give them their best sweet status update. Many followers provided some rhymes and even one attempted to write a haiku. My attempt, which was graciously retweeted [...]

3 08, 2015

It’s You, Not Me – A Breakup Poem For Amy Cuddy

2015-08-03T19:42:54+00:00August 3rd, 2015|Last Post, Poetry, Product Placement Poetry, Reviews|

Dearest Hotels.com, First of all where shall I begin? It’s not me it’s you, who’s smilin’. Pretty pictures did dance on my eyes, this customer you told me great lies. Many a night I have booked through you, No more clicking can’t trust you now too. […]

1 07, 2015

Just be KIND

2015-07-01T09:05:37+00:00July 1st, 2015|Haiku, Poetry, Product Placement Poetry|

What will the day bring? Life is full of excitement. Please do a KIND thing. [button font_size="20" color="#0433ff" text_color="#ffffff" icon="arrow-circle-o-right" url="https://theproductpoet.com//need-a-great-lip-smack-try-kind-snacks/" target="_self"]Read: Need a great lip smack? Try KIND Snacks[/button]

23 06, 2015

Simply The Best of The Product Poet – Week of June 14th

2015-06-23T14:44:26+00:00June 23rd, 2015|Featured Post, Last Post, Product Placement Poetry, Reviews, Social Media|

The Best 7 Articles from The Product Poet for the Week of June 14th, 2015 First of all, thank you for actually taking the time to come to my website and being a reader of my posts. Second of all, during the week of June 14th, I had the most trafficked day ever for my website, [...]

15 06, 2015

Dear Biz and Ben: An Ode to Jelly.

2015-08-06T17:46:28+00:00June 15th, 2015|Featured Post, Last Post, Poetry, Product Placement Poetry, Reviews, Social Media|

Dearest Biz and Ben: There once was an app ’twas called Jelly. Seemed it could be good for this felly. Questions I’d ask, getting stars I could bask. Though quirks it had, for Jelly I was glad. Alas I returned, what did I learn? Jelly had some bots, found that not hot. A message [...]