Product Placement Poetry

Mercedes Benz

For My Love Mercedes

I Miss My Girl Mercedes The salt washed away. In the sun she's glistening. My girl Mercedes. I wrote this haiku in August of 2014, as a series of "haiku challenges" with Mercedes Benz. As you can see ... Read More...
Cinnabon, The Product Poet

Another Ode to Cinnabon

C is for Cinnabon, I Need you right Now. As your Bon, this One Needs to right now. Today on Twitter, my friends at Cinnabon asked their followers to give them their best sweet status update. Many followers p... Read More...
KIND, The Product Poet, KIND Snacks

Just be KIND

What will the day bring? Life is full of excitement. Please do a KIND thing. Read: Need a great lip smack? Try KIND Snacks... Read More...
Jelly

Dear Biz and Ben: An Ode to Jelly.

Dearest Biz and Ben: There once was an app 'twas called Jelly. Seemed it could be good for this felly. Questions I'd ask, getting stars I could bask. Though quirks it had, for Jelly I was glad. Alas I returne... Read More...
The Product Poet

I am Stout

Big bold and complex. That's a description of me. Green Flash Double Stout.... Read More...

Fit To Be Tied

At Famous Footwear Bought more Sperry Top Siders I've a shoediction....

Miller De-Lite

On the plane a poem I write, thank goodness for my Miller Lite....

The Story of Me and Product Placement Poetry

Several years ago, I was an up and coming investment banker that criss-crossed the United States and Europe, assisting my clients in buying and selling companies, as well as completing their financing needs. I spent numerous hours on planes, trains and in automobiles, always carrying a notebook where I could jot down poetry, notes or experiences that I was encountering. Many of these experiences consisted of...