Yerbaé is A Great Tasting "Energy" Drink Last week I was heading over to my Orangetheory Fitness class when I stopped by the gas station for a bottle of water. I was feeling sluggish and needed some energy. I didn't want to get an artificially tasting energy drink and that is when I came [...]
Check out Marcus Theatres for a Great Movie Experience. I am really excited to announce my partnership with Marcus Theatres. You see, I love going to movies. For the past couple of years I've almost exclusively gone to the Marcus Theatre in Rosemount, Minnesota. Although there is a closer movie theater, Marcus Theatres was [...]
I Miss My Girl Mercedes The salt washed away. In the sun she's glistening. My girl Mercedes. I wrote this haiku in August of 2014, as a series of "haiku challenges" with Mercedes Benz. As you can see in the tweet below, product placement poetry is alive and well. Alas I traded her in [...]
C is for Cinnabon, I Need you right Now. As your Bon, this One Needs to right now. Today on Twitter, my friends at Cinnabon asked their followers to give them their best sweet status update. Many followers provided some rhymes and even one attempted to write a haiku. My attempt, which was graciously retweeted [...]
Dearest Hotels.com, First of all where shall I begin? It’s not me it’s you, who’s smilin’. Pretty pictures did dance on my eyes, this customer you told me great lies. Many a night I have booked through you, No more clicking can’t trust you now too. […]
Randolph and Hamline. Copper Dome now continues. Tommy C's Griddle.
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The Best 7 Articles from The Product Poet for the Week of June 14th, 2015 First of all, thank you for actually taking the time to come to my website and being a reader of my posts. Second of all, during the week of June 14th, I had the most trafficked day ever for my website, [...]
Dearest Biz and Ben: There once was an app ’twas called Jelly. Seemed it could be good for this felly. Questions I’d ask, getting stars I could bask. Though quirks it had, for Jelly I was glad. Alas I returned, what did I learn? Jelly had some bots, found that not hot. A message [...]
We are celebrating with style, as Cristal makes me smile.
Focused when roaming. Klondike Bar and Oreo. 'twas right on Target.
The king of the Court. Let's throw a hail Marriott. Greatness Hall of Fame.
Big bold and complex. That's a description of me. Green Flash Double Stout.
At Famous Footwear Bought more Sperry Top Siders I've a shoediction....
On the plane a poem I write, thank goodness for my Miller Lite....