Introducing Smoke Club
Today We Are Launching Smoke Club
When it comes to secret societies and anonymity, I certainly understand a fair amount about those two subjects, which is why today we launced Smoke Club.
The Smoke Club was born out of a conversation with Mrs. Product Poet who said to me, you like smoking meats, smoked cocktails and ever so often will smoke a cigar. She then said, “You should start the Smoke Club and invite a group of friends over to smoke meats, have a smoked cocktail and perhaps smoke a cigar.” Voila, magical.
At first, I started thinking of the movie Fight Club, where the number one rule of Fight Club is “You do not talk about Fight Club.”
So in honor of Fight Club, here are the rules of Smoke Club:
1st RULE: You do not talk about SMOKE CLUB!
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about SMOKE CLUB!
3rd RULE: You CAN tweet about #SmokeClub! Just no pictures at locations.
4th RULE: If someone says “I’m Smoked” or goes limp, the smoke is over.
5th RULE: Only guys and girls are part of Smoke Club.
6th RULE: One host smoke at a time.
7th RULE: Shirts, shoes and disguise required or no admittance to the smoke.
8th RULE: Smokes will go on as long as food is available.
9th RULE: If this is your first night at Smoke Club, you HAVE to smoke.
10th RULE: Smoke Club is about giving back to those in deed. Must bring a bag of food for a food shelter.
So there you have it. Think you have what it takes to become a member of Smoke Club? Full application details can be found below and the first event will be held in mid-July.
All members will be notified either via Twitter or Facebook of the place for the event. Host must smoke one item and each guest must bring an item.
If you’re not into discretion, then Smoke Club isn’t for you. If you’re into all things smoky, then Smoke Club is for you.